1) Pls stop lapdancing for your boyfriend on my tv screen. I've no interest what goes on behind closed doors.
2) Please try, really TRY not do the raindance on my tv screen, wearing wad seems like my kindergarten costume for the hula dance.
3)You're really gorgeous and have a great voice. Make use of it. i'm getting quite tired of seeing you in shorts and singlet in all ur videos. So again, pls try, and really TRY to stop boosting your sales by getting only horny-assed bastards to buy your cd.
Thank the lord that before i could puke out the weird healthy vegetable concoction i made, my golden girl, Nelly Furtado came out.
ALSO,
Dear Mr Tan, Mrs Tan And Ms Tans of the world, all those who believe you hail from the all-mighty mainland of China, pls think before you open that gap in your mouth. Pls STOP for one second. THINK and open that mouth which stuffs pretty much anything that walks/crawls/swims/hops/flies. I can go on and on and on abt how much you annoy the rest of the population with your frivolous insensitive remarks. And again, what you think is sOOOOO funny, may not be really that funny to ME. So pls, before you force us to deal with you the Aussie way, start thinking.
*smiles* no offence, but i really do love the majority of the mustard population
and so her story is told@ 1:20 AM
